Post by Isiah Zombie on Feb 2, 2008 11:43:06 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
Pet Peeve
Episode: 17
Original Post Date: February 2, 2008
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IZ, Monkey, and Donutz are in the Shanty together.
Admiral Donutz: Hey guys, I want to go see a movie! Let's all go right now!
Isiah Zombie: Umm... sure. Which one do you want to see?
Monkeysarefunny: Oh, I've been itching to see "Redneck Rampage: Suckin' Grits On Route 66".
Admiral Donutz: I heard that movie wasn't good.
Monkeysarefunny: *starts to twitch* Well... that's not true.
Isiah Zombie: Monkey's twitching! He knows a secret!
Monkeysarefunny: Dude, can't a guy get his twitch on?
Isiah Zombie: That's an "I've got an itch to snitch twitch!"
Monkeysarefunny: Alright... the only reason I want to see that movie is because Julia Darwin's in it..... and boy is she hot.
Isiah Zombie: Well in that case, you should just go watch the "Hannah Montana" movie.
Monkeysarefunny: Heh... I'd like to see Hannah get on MY Montana.
Admiral Donutz: But I want to see "Paco the Unloved Ogre" instead.
Isiah Zombie: What the hell is that?
Admiral Donutz: It's a Shrek movie... the Mexican version.
Monkeysarefunny: Nah... I hate international spin-offs. We should just go watch "Gorillaz VS Godzillas."
Isiah Zombie: You dumbass - that's the American spin-off of a Japanese movie.
Monkeysarefunny: S-Shut up.... although I did hear Mutton Butt mention that "Indiana Jones" was pretty good.
Isiah Zombie: Indiana Jones is kinda old though. The movie should be called "Indiana Jones and the Oxygen Tank." Am I right? But I'd still watch it.
Admiral Donutz: Alright, it's decided. Let's see Indiana Jones!
*BigBoss walks in*
BigBoss: I thought I did pretty well.... right? *sniff*
Admiral Donutz: What's the matter, BigBoss?
BigBoss: Wendy left me...
Monkeysarefunny: OHMAHGAD! Wendy DUMPED YOU??
BigBoss: She didn't DUMP ME!! We just parted....... at her request...
Isiah Zombie: Uhh... who the hell's Wendy?
Monkeysarefunny: Who the hell's Wendy?! Aww, man, that's sad.
BigBoss: I feel very bad right now... so get the hell out of here! All of you!
Admiral Donutz: You should get a pet. Whenever I get sad, I feed my dog and I feel better
BigBoss: My last pet - the parrot - died when it ate glass.
Admiral Donutz: Let's find you a new parrot
!BigBoss: Really? Well... okay, let's go to the pet store.
*BigBoss and Donutz walk out*
Isiah Zombie: So.... Monkey, I guess we'll be going to the theatre... together.
Monkeysarefunny: Don't get any ideas.
Isiah Zombie: What do you mean?
Monkeysarefunny: This isn't a date - don't get your hopes up.
Isiah Zombie: You are SO INSECURE...
One hour later, at the Pet Store.
Admiral Donutz: See anything you like?
BigBoss: That blue parrot over there looks alright.
Admiral Donutz: Let's get that one then! What are you going to name it?
BigBoss: Umm... what's your dog's name?
Admiral Donutz: I named him Buster.
BigBoss: Psh..... I'll name my parrot "WENDYY!"
Admiral Donutz: But what if the parrot is a male?
BigBoss: Then I'll change it to Buster2....... or....... "WENDOO!"
Admiral Donutz: Cool, let's buy it
Meanwhile, in the Cinema lobby.
Isiah Zombie: So, do you want anything from the concession stand?
Monkeysarefunny: A large pop-corny-corn and a mineral water, por favor.
Isiah Zombie: *sigh* I still don't know why we decided to see "Power Mullet Man."
Monkeysarefunny: Hey, any movie with a mullet is badass.
Isiah Zombie: ...And why is this movie rated X?
Monkeysarefunny: Because there's pornography of alcohol in it.
Isiah Zombie: And you're fine with that?
Monkeysarefunny: Again - I'm keeping my eye out for the mullet.
*Eli walks in*
Eli: I'm sorry, are you guys in line?
Isiah Zombie: No we're not, you can go ahead.
Monkeysarefunny: Yes we're in line! Stand back lay-deh!
Eli: Excuse me?
Monkeysarefunny: Go take your Creamsicle-wanting hands to another line!
Eli: Oh, are you two "together"? Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude into your relationship.
Isiah Zombie: No, we're not-
Eli: Again, sorry... losers *walks out*
Isiah Zombie: ...Monkey.... why is so hard going out with you?
Monkeysarefunny: I sure scared her, huh? So are you getting the popcorn or what? *looks at sign* Mmmm... Orange Sherbert Popsicle + Ice Cream = Dreamsicle.
Isiah Zombie: ....So do you want to get a hotdog too?
Monkeysarefunny: Nah, last time I got a hotdog it fricken screamed at me.
Isiah Zombie: ........
Meanwhile, back at BB's Shanty.
Admiral Donutz: So where are you going to put Wendo?
BigBoss: I think I'll just keep him in the main room.
Wendo: GWAACK! Polly wanna cracker!
BigBoss: Ummm, no. Your name is "Wendo", not Polly.
Wendo: GWACK! BigBoss wanna cracker!
BigBoss: Wuhtuhfuh?
Admiral Donutz: Hey look! You've already made friends with your new parrot! I need to go home and feed my dog, I'll be back *walks out*
BigBoss: Okay..... so... Wendo, how are you doing today?
Wendo: GWAACK!
BigBoss: That's nice, I think you'll like it here because-
Wendo: GWACK! **** you!
BigBoss: Umm... wait, what?
Wendo: GWAAAACK! Polly wanna cracker! Idiot...
BigBoss: Did you just call me an idiot??
Wendo: NO YOU IDIOT! GWAACK!
BigBoss: .................Oh, okay, good, because I thought you did.
Wendo: GWACK! Moron...
BigBoss: WHAT WAS THAT
?Meanwhile, inside the theatre.
Isiah Zombie: I hate watching previews. I mean, don't we see enough commercials already?
Monkeysarefunny: (shouts) Booo! This preview sucks!
Isiah Zombie: Oh hey, the movie is about to start.
Movie Narrator: (deep voice) In a world.... where the present dominates the past, one man seeks to overcome the future-
Monkeysarefunny: BOOO! Hisssszz!
Movie Narrator: -By dominating everything in the future, he can learn more about the past, the present, and hopefully, his future-
Monkeysarefunny: This movie sucks!
MovieGOER: Shut up man! I'm trying to watch a movie here
Monkeysarefunny: You shut up! This movie sucks balls! Where's the Mullet Man I paid to see?
MovieGOER: If you didn't want to see a porn film, then why are you even watching this? HUH?
Isiah Zombie: Uhh... this is a porno?
MovieGOER: It's rated X OF COURSE. Power Mullet Man is a guy who travels from the past to bone the FUTURE! Didn't you know?
Monkeysarefunny: Oh.... now we know.
Movie Narrator: -Introducing Power Mullet Man! He travels from the 70's to TAKE YOU ON!
Isiah Zombie: This movie DOES suck..... and blow.
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, literally.
Meanwhile, back at the Shanty.
Admiral Donutz: *walks back in with Buster* Hey I'm back.
BigBoss: Eww, why'd you bring that dirty thing in here?
Admiral Donutz: What do you mean? I just washed him.
BigBoss: I was talking to the dog...
Admiral Donutz: Oh... you mean Buster?
BigBoss: Something that ugly doesn't deserve a name!
Admiral Donutz: Why are you mad?
BigBoss: Because Wendo is annoying, lame, and I hate his guts!
: ACHOO!Admiral Donutz: ...That's my dog.... he sneezes. He can also do all sorts of cool tricks!
BigBoss: Dude, your dog is cool and my bird is lame. This plan sucked, laters *walks out*
Five minutes later.
*Isiah Zombie and Monkey walk in*
Isiah Zombie: Why is that every time I go with you somewhere I always get kicked out?
Monkeysarefunny: It's my what makes me, me.
Admiral Donutz: You two got kicked out?
Isiah Zombie: Psh.... yeah. I do NOT recommend Power Mullet Man. Very poor story.
Monkeysarefunny: Well, the other parts were good...
Admiral Donutz: Ffffffff***! Wendo is missing!
Isiah Zombie: Uhh.... who?
Admiral Donutz: BigBoss bought a bird! And now it's missing!
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, good luck with that.
Admiral Donutz: Help me out guys! BigBoss will be back soon!
After two hours of searching...
Monkeysarefunny: Hey IZ, what's this stuff under the couch?
Isiah Zombie: I don't know, taste it.
Monkeysarefunny: *tastes it* BLEH.... yuck, this stuff tastes like some sort of bird food. Hey let's go find it and put it on a stick!
Admiral Donutz:
MAF!Monkeysarefunny: Sorry! We've been searching for awhile.... and we're not going to find this "Wendo" bird anytime soon.
*BigBoss walks in*
Admiral Donutz:
Hey BigBoss.BigBoss: Are you guys looking for my bird? Cuz.... earlier today it drank some of IZ's "orange juice" and flew straight into a fan. It was so sad.
Admiral Donutz: I'll buy you a new bird
!BigBoss: No! I mean, umm.... please don't *starts to twitch*
Isiah Zombie: AHA! BigBoss has a secret!
Monkeysarefunny: Dude, can't a guy get his twitch on?
BigBoss: Well, the thing is, I hated that bird.... so I threw it out the window like a football..... but it hit some girl outside. I then apologized to her and asked her to come over for some coffee later on. She should be coming over soon.
Ding-Dong.....
Isiah Zombie: *opens door* Hello....?
Eli: Hey it's you again!
BigBoss: Hey there Eli, I didn't think you'd come over so soon.
Monkeysarefunny: What's up with this plot twist?
Eli: BigBoss, you're friends with these gay guys?
BigBoss: Wait, you know them too?
Admiral Donutz: Geee-ahhh-huggg! What's going on here? Everyone knows everybody??
Eli: I don't like your friends, see ya *walks out*
BigBoss:
...Tell me again how you guys know ELI??Monkeysarefunny: We saw her at the movies when we watched "Power Mullet Man".
BigBoss: ...You guys saw that movie? How was Power Mullet Man in his latest installment
?Monkeysarefunny: They turned him into a powerless non-do-able scatterbrained bossy attention seeking annoying Australian slang speaking stereotype who doesn't know when to SHUT THE **** UP!
Admiral Donutz: Isn't Steven an annoying Australian slang speaking stereotype?
Isiah Zombie: Yeah, but he's different...
Buster: ACHOO!
BigBoss: Speaking of animals, pets are stupid, they don't do ****.
Monkeysarefunny: Actually, they do do ****.
BigBoss: Bah dum ching! SLAP IT HIGH!
