Post by Isiah Zombie on Nov 24, 2007 10:26:50 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
Mod-less Monkey
Episode: 7
Original Post Date: November 24, 2007
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IZ and Monkey walk towards BB's Shanty.
Isiah Zombie: Well that was a rough flight.
Monkeysarefunny: (with green backpack) Yeah, too bad we couldn't come back on that magic carpet.
Isiah Zombie: I told you what happened already...
Monkeysarefunny: Oh yeah, you didn't know the magic carpet would dissapear after one day... got it. But I gotta tell you, when we flew through that storm it was first time I ever heard a pilot say, "Damn! I'm scarred!"
Isiah Zombie: We're back at BB's Shanty, so quit your whining.
Monkeysarefunny: ...Donutz, you can come out now.
Admiral Donutz: *crawls out of backpack* Is the flight over already?
Monkeysarefunny: Yup. Though it was kind of hard getting my golden bricks through the airport security.
Admiral Donutz: Why do you have golden bricks?
Monkeysarefunny: Uh - building my own fortress? Childhood dream? LEARN ME
*IZ, Monkey, and Donutz walk inside BB's Shanty*
Isiah Zombie: BB's not here.
Admiral Donutz: Where did he go?
Monkeysarefunny: Remember he cried like a little sissy baby girl when he realized his girlfriend left him for that piano instructor?
Admiral Donutz: No I missed that.
Monkeysarefunny: ...You need to get out of that backpack more often.
Isiah Zombie: So what do we do now?
Monkeysarefunny: Wanna use the arcades in BB's room?
Isiah Zombie: Sure, let me go get some tokens first *stands up*
Monkeysarefunny: Oh IZ, about the arcades, I'm not saying that BB doesn't have them, but I did make that up.
Isiah Zombie: ..... *sits back down*
Admiral Donutz: Heh, MAF got you good, IZ.
Isiah Zombie: You know, I'm starting to get a little tired of these mini-pranks. Would you please stop doing them?
Monkeysarefunny: Nah - I'm a creative bird... I need to flap my wings.
Isiah Zombie: ...You should seriously sit down and make some plans for your future.
Monkeysarefunny: Hey I do have plans for my future.
Isiah Zombie: ....Besides owning your own robot.
Monkeysarefunny: ...Fine, then I'll program him not to love you.
Isiah Zombie: *sigh* I'm gonna send you to boot-camp so you can learn some discipline because you're better than this
Monkeysarefunny: I HAVE discipline. I used to be in the army back in the day... and I remember I had a gay drill sergeant.
Admiral Donutz:
Isiah Zombie: Shutty....
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, now let me tell you a story about a confused army recruit, a bottle of Hennessey's Cognac, and a stern but loving drill sergeant. "I was already exhausted from the obstacle course, but little did I know there was one more hurdle I had to clear...."
Isiah Zombie: Okay Monkey - that's it! I'm sick of your joking! Monkeysarefunny: Wanna Hot Pocket?
Isiah Zombie: GAH! Get out! You're no longer a mod here! *walks out*
Admiral Donutz:
Monkeysarefunny:
In the morning of the next day....
Isiah Zombie: *walks in BB's Shanty* ....You're still here?
Monkeysarefunny: *runs to IZ* What did I do wrong?? Was it my comment about your bagel last week?? I'm so sorry!!
Isiah Zombie: Umm, no, that's not it.
Monkeysarefunny: Because no matter how hard that bagel was - and it was shockingly hard - that's no way to treat an admin. Please make me a mod again!
Isiah Zombie: ...Where's Donutz?
Monkeysarefunny: Umm he's taking a class, it's a whole quilting/sculpture thing, but enough about him!!
Isiah Zombie: Look Monkey, you could've made any suggestions at the appropriate time, you know.
Monkeysarefunny: Appropriate time? I found out yesterday
Isiah Zombie: But the plans have been available in the Underground Bunker for the last 5 months.
Monkeysarefunny: Well as soon as you told me, I went round to see them. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything.
Isiah Zombie: But the plans were on display...
Monkeysarefunny: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
Isiah Zombie: That's the display department.
Monkeysarefunny: With a flashlight.
Isiah Zombie: Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.
Monkeysarefunny: So had the stairs.
Isiah Zombie: But look, you found the plans, didn't you?
Monkeysarefunny: Yes, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filling cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'
Isiah Zombie: It's not particularly nice being a mod.
Monkeysarefunny: I'm sorry, but I happen to like it.
Isiah Zombie: You'll like being just a regular member instead.
Monkeysarefunny: Oh shut up! Shut up and go away, and take your bloody modship with you. You haven't got a leg to stand on and you know it!
*3 minutes of silence*
Monkeysarefunny: IZ?
Isiah Zombie: Hello, yes?
Monkeysarefunny: Do you know how much pain you would suffer if I cybernetically slapped you right across the face?
Isiah Zombie: How much?
Monkeysarefunny: None at all.... none at all....
*Donutz walks in*
Admiral Donutz: Oh, you're here...
Isiah Zombie: ...Are you mad at me too?
Admiral Donutz: Suhtuhfuhuh!
Isiah Zombie: What did I do to you?
Admiral Donutz: Just leave now, you're gonna make the yeast in my anger loaf rise!
Isiah Zombie: *points to Monkey* YOU'VE brainwashed Donutz to be against me with your crazy lingo!
Monkeysarefunny: STOP POINTING YOUR FINGER GUN AT ME! Hee.
Admiral Donutz: MAF didn't brainwash me. Where's your proof IZ?
Isiah Zombie: The proof is in the pudding!
Admiral Donutz: ......Uhh, I'm leaving now, come on MAF.
*Monkeysarefunny and Donutz walk out*
Isiah Zombie: (to self) Finally, they're gone.....
One day later, in BB's Shanty.
Isiah Zombie: (to self) Aaaand I miss them already, dammit. *walks over to phone and calls Steven*
Steven: (on phone) Hello, mate.
Isiah Zombie: Umm, hey, I need some company right now.
Steven: Head on over to the Prince Bar!
Isiah Zombie: No, I hate going there.... they're always singing Happy Birthday to some idiot.
Steven: Why so glum, chum?
Isiah Zombie: ....Oh I just de-modded Monkey and he took Donutz with him - so now I feel terrible about it. All of my company is gone now.
Steven: Those two blokes are your company?
Isiah Zombie: That's right - I can call my friends company.
Steven: Well I'm busy with the Bartending thing. Why don't you call BigBoss?
Isiah Zombie: He left.... I don't know where he went.
Steven: What about Rex?
Isiah Zombie: He's not too fun to be around with.
Steven: Don't you have any family or other friends to hang out with?
Isiah Zombie: Hey! You guys are like family to me. The only difference is that I can't ban my family members..... Lord knows I've tried.....
Steven: Then make Monkeysarefunny a mod again.
Isiah Zombie: But then that means I have to.... lower the law for him.
Steven: That's what you have to do then. Oh - got to leave, mate. Wet T-Shirt contest in 5 minutes *click*
Isiah Zombie: Grrrrr I guess I'll just have to track them down.
One hour later, at Best Buys.
Admiral Donutz: Hey MAF, do you want to leave now?
Monkeysarefunny: And go where? Back to BB's Shanty? Forget that.
Admiral Donutz: That Best Buy employee over there came up to me and tried to convince me to buy a "Sony Wii." They don't know what they're selling here.
Monkeysarefunny: ...Wait... I bought one of those! WTF?!
Admiral Donutz: Want go to GameStop instead? I could call Rex for a ride.
Monkeysarefunny: There's no trucks in World of Warcraft.
Admiral Donutz: ....
IZ walks in Best Buys.
Isiah Zombie: Hey! There you guys are! What a coincidence! How odd.
Monkeysarefunny: We both know you can easily track us down.
Isiah Zombie: That is NOT true.
Admiral Donutz: Then how did you know where MAF lived?
Isiah Zombie: Washington Mills? Lucky guess...
Monkeysarefunny: Why don't you just go play with Amanda instead??
Isiah Zombie: Amanda? She's 300 pounds...
Monkeysarefunny: .....Of FUN!
Isiah Zombie: ...I just came to see what you guys were up to.
Admiral Donutz: You miss us already, don't you?
Isiah Zombie: Umm, n-no.
Admiral Donutz: Well I went to the Shanty everyday, so it's only natural that you miss me.
Isiah Zombie: Yes I know you went a lot.
Admiral Donutz: Not a lot, everyday.
Isiah Zombie: Well I was just thinking it over, and MAYBE I went a little ahead of myself.
Monkeysarefunny: Go on.
Isiah Zombie: Well, I think my standards of you Monkey were just a little too high.
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, that's what I'm saying! The lower your standards are, the happier you'll be.
Isiah Zombie: So I guess we're on good terms now?
Monkeysarefunny: No! You caused major emotional damage. I need to be
recompensated!
Admiral Donutz: Hoo boy.
Isiah Zombie: What do you want....?
One day later, back at BB's Shanty.
Isiah Zombie: I finished rubbing the poop deck, now what do you want me to do?
Monkeysarefunny: Did you finish washing the dishes?
Isiah Zombie: Yeah about that...
Admiral Donutz: Did you finish cleaning my room?
Isiah Zombie: Dammit. Why don't you just hire some maids to clean up this place?
Monkeysarefunny: Well Donutz, that just goes to show you: When life gives you lemons, you get lemon-maid.
Isiah Zombie: Can I have a break now?
Monkeysarefunny: Not until after you clean my instrument.
Isiah Zombie: Ewwww.
Monkeysarefunny: It's an accordion, you cow.
Isiah Zombie: Umm... Can I be the admin again?
Monkeysarefunny: I have ENDURED major EMOTIONAL damage and I MUST be recompensated!
Isiah Zombie: Umm, Monkey, you do realize that when I become the admin again that you'll regret doing all these things to me?
Monkeysarefunny: What.... what are you going to do to me?
Isiah Zombie: I'm gonna put you in an octagon cage where REAL monkeys belong!
Monkeysarefunny: Octagon? Why octagon?
Isiah Zombie: Well if you wanted to have a cage with 8 sides, wouldn't an octogon be the best shape to choose from?
Admiral Donutz: Heh, IZ got you good, MAF.
Monkeysarefunny: You know what? I feel more comfortable the way we were before.
Admiral Donutz: Yeah, let's go back to our normal selves.
*SWOOSH!*
Isiah Zombie: Ah.... now I feel beter.
Admiral Donutz: Me too. It feels good to be green again, right MAF?
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, about that.... you're not going to actually put me in that octogon cage now, are you?
Isiah Zombie: Oh about the octagon cage - I'm saying that I do have one, but I did make that up. KA-POW!