Post by Isiah Zombie on Jun 20, 2008 23:13:17 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
Admiral's Birthday
Episode: 37
Original Post Date: June 21, 2008
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Isiah Zombie and Donutz are in their apartment one day...
Isiah Zombie: So Donutz, do you have any plans for your birthday which is coming up?
Admiral Donutz: My birthday isn't coming up.
Isiah Zombie: But it's very close.... in fact, it's tomorrow.
Admiral Donutz: I don't consider that close.
Isiah Zombie: Well whatever. Do you have any plans for your birthday?
Admiral Donutz: No, do you?
Isiah Zombie: Not really, but we should invite people to a big place like the Prince Bar. You own the Prince Bar, right?
Admiral Donutz: Well ever since Steven left it to me, I haven't really done anything with it. I guess we can set up a huge party! ...But, who should we invite?
Isiah Zombie: Everyone, like me, Monkey, BigBoss, El Dave, and-
*Monkey walks in*
Monkeysarefunny: Wassup? What's the deelio?
Isiah Zombie: And.... oh yeah, don't forget to invite Shion and Zorat.
Monkeysarefunny: ....What? What?!? I don't know what you're inviting these two freaks for, but whatever you do, do NOT invite them! They'll try to abduct everyone at the party, I swear!
Isiah Zombie: Get a grip, man, it's Donutz birthday party. We're just trying to pack it up with people... because, remember what happened last time?
Monkeysarefunny: You mean that one time when we told Donutz to wait in the car with a party hat strapped on, because we were going to "prepare a grand entrace," but then we forgot and decided to drive to Mexico instead?
Isiah Zombie: Well yeah, that time too.
Monkeysarefunny: Heh, yeah, good times...
Admiral Donutz: So should I start inviting the people for tomorrow's party?
Isiah Zombie: Yeah, you do that, while I do some... other stuff...
10 Minutes Later... Isiah Zombie drives to a store called "Eli Cakes" and plans to buy Donutz a surprise Birthday Cake...
Isiah Zombie: *walks in* ...Mmmm... smells good in here.
Eli: May I help you?
Isiah Zombie: *looks at Eli* Uhh...
...you don't remember me, right?Eli: No, why?
Isiah Zombie: Are you sure? Because I feel like we've met before.... like at a theater or something.... and I don't think it ended well...
Eli: Nope. Your face is not ringing any bells. I guess if you did do something, I won't remember. Lucky you.
Isiah Zombie: Eh heh heh.... anyways, I'm here to buy a birthday cake for my friend.
Eli: How old is he going to be?
Isiah Zombie: Actually.... I don't know. Just put a message on it and I think that should be enough.
Eli: What should the message say?
Isiah Zombie: Well since Donutz is a dancer, you should write something like... "Have a Tappy Birthday!"
Eli: Is your friend an elf?
Isiah Zombie: No, why?
Eli: Because we have a special shortcake on sale! It's made especially for elves! Do you want it?
Isiah Zombie: No, I want just a regular cake. On second thought, it might be a good idea to put several candles on it.
Eli: Okay, then... *puts candles on top of cake*
Isiah Zombie: Why do you put the candles on top of the cake?
Eli: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Isiah Zombie: Ohhhh... kay
Meanwhile, back in the apartment...
Monkeysarefunny: So yeah, Donutz, I really bought you a present.
Admiral Donutz: Is it something I need?
Monkeysarefunny: No way! But it's sure as hell something you WANT!
Admiral Donutz: Psh.... I WANT a present that I NEED!
Monkeysarefunny: Well I was going to get you something you needed, but I didn't know how to wrap a life.
Admiral Donutz: Hmm... I think it would have been better if you and IZ had set up a surprise party instead.
Monkeysarefunny: Well, if anyone did show up, I would've been surprised...
Admiral Donutz: Because now I have to invite everyone myself, and, well, I don't like doing that.
Monkeysarefunny: Psh.... just write an invitation and slide it under their door. It works for me everytime.... like when I send little blackmail notes under IZ's room. I get to have whatever I want that way.
Admiral Donutz: That's a good idea. Let's move!
Monkey and Donutz walk out to send the invitations. Meanwhile, Isiah Zombie walks in the empty apartment with the big cake...
Isiah Zombie: (to self) Damn this cake is heavy.... now let me call BigBoss and invite him to the party tomorrow....
BigBoss: *answers phone* ....Hello...? Who is this?
Isiah Zombie: It's me, IZ. Why are you whispering?
BigBoss: Ahem... I thought it was Wendy. I'm hiding from her again. She's stalking me now. The other day I found her trifling through my mail.
Isiah Zombie: What is up with you two? Some days you're happy together, looking like you're about to get married, and other days, you're either fighting or hiding from her.
BigBoss: Yeah, we're crazy like that. Anyways, what do you want?
Isiah Zombie: There's a party tomorrow at the Prince Bar, you in?
BigBoss: Yeah I'll go, but don't tell Wendy about it. Don't even give her the slightest mention of the smallest peep to her, got it?
Isiah Zombie: Sure thing, oh and BB? One more thing -- grow up you big baby *hangs up*
Meanwhile, as Monkey and Donutz are delivering the invitations...
Admiral Donutz: So I just knock on their doors and slide the card under the door?
Monkeysarefunny: Exactly. Okay, now this is El Dave's room. Work your magic.
Admiral Donutz: *knock knock!*
El Dave: (from inside) Who's there?
Admiral Donutz: Freddy!
El Dave: Freddy who?
Admiral Donutz: Freddy to open your presents on my birthday! *slides invitation under door and runs out*
2 Minutes Later...
Admiral Donutz: Okay, now I'm going to invite Shion and Zorat to the party.
Monkeysarefunny: This is a huge mistake, but, whatever...
Admiral Donutz: Shh... *knock knock!*
Shion: (from inside) Who's there?
Admiral Donutz: Mark!
Shion: Mark who?
Admiral Donutz: Mark your calendars... because my birthday's just around the corner! *slides invitation under door and runs out*
10 Minutes Later...
Admiral Donutz: So now we're at BigBoss's house.
Monkeysarefunny: Alright, hurry up. This is starting to get embarassing.
Admiral Donutz: *knock knock!*
Wendy: (from inside) Who's there?
Admiral Donutz: Wendy!
Wendy: Wendy who?
Admiral Donutz: Wendy last time you took a bath? Kay thanks bye! *slides invitation under door and runs out*
Wendy: *picks up and opens invitation* Wait a minute... BigBoss is invited to a party tomorrow and he hasn't mentioned it to me yet...? Grrrr!
One day later, on Admiral Donutz's birthday, at the Prince Bar...
Isiah Zombie: Alrighty, everyone should be showing up soon.
Monkeysarefunny: So.... where's the booze?
Admiral Donutz: Oh cool! Somebody's walking in!
El Dave: *walks in* Hello guys... is it time to drink some ZANAHOL yet??
Admiral Donutz: We only have LOCOHOL, is that okay?
El Dave: Loco Alcohol is LOCOHOL! Randomness for the win! Yeah!
Isiah Zombie: Well, at least one person came.
Monkeysarefunny: Oh geez, look who's coming in...
*Shion and Zorat walk in*
Shion Alien: Greetings. We come in peace.
Zorat Robot: (robot voice) Peace-is-what we bring.
Monkeysarefunny: Awww dayum!
Isiah Zombie: Welcome to the party. Take a seat. Relax. Have some cool refreshing LOCOHOL...
El Dave: *burps* ...Oops, sorry lads... I drank it all...
Admiral Donutz: Okay, this is cool. So is anyone else showing up?
BigBoss: *walks in quietly* ...Wendy isn't here, is she?
Isiah Zombie: No! You big baby! Get over yourself, sheesh...
El Dave: Alright! Let's get the party started! *burps* Who wants to eat at the buffet area??
Monkeysarefunny: Oh sweet! A buffet? What's being served?
Isiah Zombie: We have salsa chips, pizza, chili-dogs, slowly cooked-burgers, and some more good and tasty stuff.
Monkeysarefunny: Dude, you had me at salsa.
Several hours later...
Admiral Donutz: Wow, IZ, this party is going great.
Isiah Zombie: Yeah, this is what happens when you do things my way. ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Can I have your attention please? It's time to get the cake out and to open the presents!
Admiral Donutz: Whoo!
Isiah Zombie: *walks behind counter and lifts huge cake* ...Here is the giant cake I got you...
Admiral Donutz: Hey cool, it's an ice cream cake.
Monkeysarefunny: What kind of ice cream is it?
Isiah Zombie: Chocolate.
Monkeysarefunny: Umm... did it come with a receipt?
Isiah Zombie: *puts cake on table* ...Okay, present time!
Admiral Donutz: *takes a bite out of the cake* Yummy! ....
.... Wait, I don't feel too well...El Dave: I'm not druuunk.... so open the presents, man!
Monkeysarefunny: This gift is from me. Guess what it is!
Admiral Donutz: *opens it* ...It's toilet paper that looks like money.
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah! So now you can wipe your ass like a rich person!
Admiral Donutz:
What kind of cake was that IZ? I don't feel too good...Isiah Zombie: I bought it at "Eli Cakes".... she said it was called "Danger Cake" because it was dangerously good.
Monkeysarefunny: Oh my gawd! Watch out for the DANGER CAKE!! Quick Donutz, make a wish to get better!
Admiral Donutz: *wishes, then waits* ......Damn, I guess I didn't get my birthday wish.
Monkeysarefunny: How do you know?
Admiral Donutz: Because you're still here!
*Wendy bursts in*
Wendy: Aha! BigBoss! Here you are!
BigBoss: Oh crap! *grabs random present and throws it at Wendy* STAY BACK!
Wendy: You're a dead man! You hear me?? You're a DEAD MAN
! *pulls out giant whip*BigBoss: SHIVER ME TIMBERS! I'm outta here! *jumps out window*
Wendy: Get back here! *also jumps out window while snapping whip*
Shion Alien: Well that was strange.
Zorat Robot: Strange-party-indeed Master Shion.
Monkeysarefunny: ...Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Zorat Robot: Quiet-Monkey-boy, quiet.
Monkeysarefunny: Earth is full. Go home already.
Admiral Donutz: ...Guys! Pay attention to me! I'm feeling sick from the Danger Cake! *projectile vomits*
Isiah Zombie: Holy crackers! Let me get you to the hospital!
Isiah Zombie and Donutz leave the Prince Bar...
Shion Alien: ...Please, Monkey, I don't have any problems with you. Can't we all be friends and just build crop circles in harmony?
Monkeysarefunny: I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Zorat Robot: *points laser arm at Monkey* Master-Shion, shall I zap the douche.
Shion Alien: Easy now, Zorat.
Monkeysarefunny: *looks at Zorat* ...Hmm... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..... but you're still just an annoying gay-bot to me.
Shion Alien: Stop insulting my robot, you feces-throwing, pink-ass baboon.
Monkeysarefunny: What did you call me, hardass? Say it again to my face.
Shion Alien: *grabs random present and throws it at Monkey* You want a piece of me?
Monkeysarefunny: Did the aliens on your planet forget to remove your anal probe?
Zorat Robot: Charging laser, Master Shion. Countdown to blast shall commence on your command.
Shion Alien: Shoot him now!
Monkeysarefunny: You! Off my planet! *runs and jumps out of window*
Zorat Robot: Shooting laser.... now! *giant blast laser hits the wall*
Shion Alien: You missed! Come on Zorat! Let's get him!
Shion and Zorat leave the Prince Bar...
El Dave: (to self) ...Did a robot really just shoot a giant laser at that wall? And... was that other guy really projectile vomiting...? And... was there a woman with a giant whip earlier? ....Wow.... this LOCOHOL has really got me seeing things....
