Post by Isiah Zombie on Sept 6, 2008 9:25:50 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
Sector 29's Outcasts
Episode: 48
Original Post Date: September 6, 2008
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Isiah Zombie, Monkeysarefunny, Admiral Donutz, and w00tdude are all wearing spacesuits and walking on Mars...
Isiah Zombie: So this is Sector 29, huh? It must be a warehouse or something, because we're the only ones here.
Monkeysarefunny: *dragging w00tdude across dirt* ...Can I stop carrying Mutton Butt? He's starting to get kinda heavy.
w00tdude: (asleep) ZzzzzzZZzzzzz...
Admiral Donutz: Well, you're not really "carrying" him to begin with. He seems to have left a long trail in the orange dirt about a mile back.
Monkeysarefunny: When is that damn Mars bus supposed to pass by? Didn't the directory-kiosk thingy say it was going to pass by in less than an hour?
Isiah Zombie: Dude, that kiosk seemed like it was really old..... like, hundreds-of-years old.
Monkeysarefunny: Aw heeeeel naw!
Isiah Zombie: Oh heel yaw!
Admiral Donutz: Wait-wait-wait, wait-a-minute. We're taking a bus? Since when? I thought w00ty suggested that we should walk across the entire planet to Sector 69?
Monkeysarefunny: Luckily for us, IZ got off his crack-pipe for a second and shot that proposal down.
Isiah Zombie: Yeah, we should take a bus over there. Why to Sector 69, you ask? Because Sector 69 is like the Metropolis on Mars. It is home to the military forces on this planet, has the only natural source of water, and I hear there's a lot of nightclubs there.
Monkeysarefunny: You mean I'm just a bus ride away from some crazy alien chicks?? Buy me the all-day pass and reserve me a hotel room - cuz it's time for me to go to town
!Isiah Zombie: *sigh* ...Monkey is always searching for freaky girls from outer space...
A Silver Mars Space-Bus approaches...
Admiral Donutz: Yay! The bus is here! Wake w00ty up!
Monkeysarefunny: *kicks w00tdude* ....Wake up, sleepy head!
w00tdude: *wakes up* ....Owww.... my stomach hurts.
Isiah Zombie: As it should w00tdude, as it should...
As the four earthlings enter the bus...
Zhodix: STOP RIGHT THERE! I am the Bus Driver! Do you have.... have THE TOKEN?!?
Isiah Zombie: What token?
Zhodix: If no token....... then I will eat your intestines and crap out YOUR SOUL!
Monkeysarefunny: Oh shnap! This dude's the craziest sunuva-alien I've ever seen! If the alien chicks at the Nightclubs are THAT ugly..... I think I'll stay here instead.
Isiah Zombie: Listen up, Mr. Bus Driver. We're from Earth. We don't know anything about no token!
Zhodix: You..... from Earth, you say?!?
Isiah Zombie: That's right.
Zhodix: Then prepare yourselves.......
Isiah Zombie: Uh-oh...
Zhodix: .......For the greatest bus ride you'll ever HAVE!
Admiral Donutz: Heh, that was close.
Zhodix: This is AMAZING! I haven't seen any Earth-MEN since I was 4,000-years-old!
Isiah Zombie: How old are you now?
Zhodix: I lost count at 9,000...... ALL ABOARD!
As the earthlings take a seat on the Silver Bus, it begins to travel at high speeds...
Isiah Zombie: You know, this spacesuit gets really uncomfortable after the first few hours.
Monkeysarefunny: So do you, to me. Get off bus, now.
Admiral Donutz: ...Excuse me, Bus Driver? How long will it take for us to reach Sector 69?
Zhodix: You Earth-MEN can call me Zhodix! I'll be taking you to Sector 69 with NO STOPS! That means you will be there in just 3 hours!
Isiah Zombie: Oh good, that means I can catch up on some sleep.....
3 hours later... at sunset... still in the bus...
Monkeysarefunny: *pimp smacks IZ* ...Wake up, sleepy head. We're here at Sector 69.
Isiah Zombie: *wakes up* ..............Already? That was fast.
Zhodix: *opens bus door* This is it! Welcome to the biggest Sector on all of Mars! I hope you have a good stay here! And say hello to mankind for me!
Monkeysarefunny: -Mankind can wait. Where's the Nightclubs
?Admiral Donutz: Are you serious? You really want to go a Nightclub on Mars? Who raised you?
The trio walks off the bus...
Zhodix: (from bus) So what happened to the kid? ...I hope you find him soon! I'm OFF! *closes door drives away*
Monkeysarefunny: What kid?
Isiah Zombie: I think he meant.... w00tdude! Oh my gawd.... where the **** is w00tdude??
Admiral Donutz: We lost w00ty?!? NO! MAF! I thought YOU were the one who was watching him?!?
Monkeysarefunny: I probably was.... so umm.... how about those Nighclubs?
Isiah Zombie: Oh geez... I don't believe this! You mean we lost w00tdude on Mars?? I mean.... GAH! DANGITTY!
As the sky turns dark, the trio begins to walk amongst all the many different races of aliens from all over the galaxy... and there are many neon signs across the streets...
Monkeysarefunny: Hey cool, look at the sign over there. It says "The Craziest Gentle-Aliens Club on Mars" ...I wanna go there!
Isiah Zombie: Of all the Nightclubs here, you want to go to the one that says "Gentle-Aliens"?
Admiral Donutz: Wait-wait-wait, wait-a-minute. We're actually going to go to a Nightclub right now? Since when? I thought we all agreed on looking for w00ty?
Monkeysarefunny: What? We never agreed to that... *walks toward Nightclub*
As the trio approaches the Nightclub, the alien bouncer appears...
Space Bouncer: (has only one arm) Hold it right there. Do you three know the password to get inside?
Isiah Zombie: Oh geez, we need to know a password to get in?
Space Bouncer: Yes, you can't enter unless you know the password. I'll give you three chances to guess the correct password.
Isiah Zombie: Okay, I'll start.... lemme guess... the password is.... "Sector 69!"
Space Bouncer: No, but good guess. There's a lot of 69 stuff going on in there. Next guess?
Monkeysarefunny: Okay, let me take a stab at this... I'm going to guess that the password is...... "Persnickety!"
Space Bouncer: No, you're wrong. Not even close. You have only one guess remainaing. Who wants to take that chance?
Admiral Donutz: Fine, I'll take the last guess.... I'll just say something random, like..... "Goldy."
Space Bouncer: That's..... that's right! *claps with one hand* ...You three can enter the Nightclub!
Admiral Donutz: Really? Really?? ......AWESOME!
w00tdude: *approaches* Whoo-hoo! The bouncer let us in?
Monkeysarefunny: What the hell are you doing back here? Get lost, Mutton Butt!
w00tdude: Teh awwwws.... *walks away*
The trio walks inside "The Craziest Gentle-Aliens Club on Mars" ...
Monkeysarefunny: Wow! This place IS CRAZY! I wish I could take off my spacesuit in here!
Isiah Zombie: But then you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Monkeysarefunny: Seriously?
Isiah Zombie: *sigh* ...Please stop acting dumb........ oh wait, you're not acting.
Admiral Donutz: Hey look, they have a bar over there.
Donutz walks alone to bar...
Marstender: (has three eyes) Welcome, earthian! My name is Athe-Spaz Uapana, but most people call me Uga-Yaeq Oeaexo.
Admiral Donutz: Don't you go by an easier name?
Marstender: Well my nickname is Haez Aeoelucoe O'aelabo... but you can just call me Yoecethae Acaeoeshaeth for short.
Admiral Donutz: How about "Marstender"? Can I call you that instead?
Marstender: The Marstender? Splendid!
w00tdude: *approaches* ....I'm thirsty!
Marstender: What will you be having tonight? Our special is the glow-in-the-dark "Odyssey." This drink allows you to-
Admiral Donutz: -Yes, we know what it does. Where's the dance floor? I want to dance to some Stepmania in this Nightclub. It's the hardest dance technique to know in the whole world.
Marstender: Yes... on your "world." But here on Mars, there are many harder dance techniques to learn. Some include you to dance with all 8-legs. Something you don't have!
Admiral Donutz:
Oh it's on now! I'll show you I'm the best dancer ever!Marstender: *pulls out paper* ...There's a dance competition tonight - the winner gets to meet the President of Sector 69.
Admiral Donutz: Okay then! SIGN ME UP!
Marstender: As you wish.... *signs up Donutz* ....So what happened to the kid?
Admiral Donutz: Did w00ty disappeared again? Psh... I don't even care anymore.
Meanwhile, Isiah Zombie and Monkeysarefunny wander around the club...
Monkeysarefunny: It's just you and me, IZ. Let's go pick up some alien chicks.
Isiah Zombie: Hmm... what about that girl over there? *points*
Monkeysarefunny: Nah, she has a giant-pineapple-shaped head.... actually, I think you two would hit it off just nicely.
Isiah Zombie: NO NOT HER! I meant the girl next to her! I'd break a baseball bat over that giant head!
Monkeysarefunny: That's a tough break for her. No pun intended
Zadaz: (female human) *approaches* ....You guys need a name tag if you're visiting from planet Earth.... *hands out nametags*
Isiah Zombie: Oh, thanks... "Zadaz."
Zadaz: How the hell do you know my name?!?
Isiah Zombie: Because it says on your nametag.
Zadaz: Ah... well, allow myself to re-introduce... myself. My name is Zadaz. I'm from Earth as well. I work for J2 Global Communications on Mars. I'm undercover in this Nightclub because the corrupt president of Sector 69 is going to be here tonight.
Isiah Zombie: -And you plan on arresting him?
Zadaz: Yes! Exactly! Everyone on Mars is afraid of me! I am notorious for capturing space scum! I am known as the "Perfect Monster!"
Monkeysarefunny: That seems fitting.
Zadaz: The dance competition is about to start! Let's watch!
The dance competition starts... with Donutz and Octopus Man on the dance floor...
Admiral Donutz: *does tempo beat* ....HAH! BEAT THAT! Get it? TEMPO BEAT!
Octopus Man: (actual octopus) So you're from Earth I hear?
Admiral Donutz: Yeah.... so? *spins*
Octopus Man: All you Earthlings do is eat and eat and eat! Well.... you can't eat your way outta this one! *does octo-twirl*
Admiral Donutz: Hmph! I don't eat that much! But I do usually order DEATH ON A BUN! *flips*
Octopus Man: You do not fit in with the rest of us. We are all different than you. What sector are you from?
Admiral Donutz: I'm from Sector 29! *side-dash*
Octopus Man: Sector 29? HAH! That place is like a warehouse - there's nobody there! *suction-cup slap*
Admiral Donutz: Who cares! Me, IZ, and MAF never cared about fitting in! We are just ourselves, that's what we're all about! *does alien shuttle pop* WE ARE SECTOR 29's OUTCASTS!
Crowd: Yah! Donutz! Donutz! Donutz!
The competition ends, with Donutz taking the win. Donutz waits to meet the president of Sector 69...
Isiah Zombie: Wow, that was REALLY INTENSE! I had goose bumps all over!
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, nice job Donutz.
Admiral Donutz: Thanks. Now I guess I get to meet the president.
w00tdude: *approaches* ....That was great, Donutz! You sure beat that octopus man!
Monkeysarefunny: How many times do I have to say this? GET OUT!
w00tdude: Awww.... Now I feel teh suckish
The president emerges from the dark shadows...
Zuleculab: ...Hmm? This Earthling is the dance competition winner?
Zadaz: *appears* AHA! There you are! You're corrupt-fullness can't hide you this time!
Zuleculab: ...Who ...are ...you?
Zadaz: Since when does a president hang out a gentle-aliens club? Huh? SINCE WHEN?!?
Zuleculab: Officer, take this woman away and lock her up.... and as for the winner and his earthling friends... imprison them as well.
Police Officer: YES Master ZULECULAB!
Isiah Zombie: Crap! We finally get the chance to meet the president, but we get thrown straight to prison instead! Aw heeeeel naw!
Monkeysarefunny: Oh heel yaw!
Admiral Donutz: *thinks of Shion* Hmm... this president looks very familiar......
Zuleculab: But before I leave..... there is only one question left to ask..... and that is..... what happened to the kid?
Police Officer: *shoves w00tdude in van* ...I'm sorry, Master, were you saying something? *speeds away*
