Post by Isiah Zombie on Sept 13, 2008 10:04:01 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
Robot Factory Break Out
Episode: 49
Original Post Date: September 13, 2008
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On Sector 69 of Mars, President Zuleculab has ordered Isiah Zombie, Monkeysarefunny, Admiral Donutz, and Zadaz to be imprisoned in the Robot Factory, and the four of them are handcuffed to a wall...
Isiah Zombie: You know, I've always wanted to be handcuffed to a wall, but not like this.....
Monkeysarefunny: What, you mean in a robot factory on Mars?
Isiah Zombie: No, I mean wearing a spacesuit.
Admiral Donutz: *sigh* ....When is the President of Sector 69 coming back? He said he had an "evil surprise" waiting for us.
Monkeysarefunny: I thought I saw him pass by in the hallway not two minutes ago.
Admiral Donutz: Was it him?
Monkeysarefunny: No, it turned out to be just a weird-shaped kid.
Zadaz: I knew it! The President here is corrupt! Nobody believed me, but I was right! Now I have to report back to J2 Global Communications to submit my findings!
Isiah Zombie: Face it, Zadaz, we're dead. There's just no way out of this...
*Shion and Zorat walk in*
Shion Alien: Hmmm.... it's been a while since I've last seen any of you three. And, oh....? *points to Zadaz* ....Who is this lovely young lady humanoid?
Zadaz: I'm not telling you!
Zorat Robot: (robot voice) Master-Shion, she is Zadaz, the undercover earthling trying to bring an end to Master Zuleculab's plan.
Shion Alien: Oh.... haha.... so funny. Our biggest enemies are tied up to a wall in the Robot Factory. As you may know, I have an "evil surprise" for you.
Isiah Zombie: You're going to let us suffocate? Yes!
Shion Alien: No, not exactly.
Isiah Zombie: ...Thank God! Just bring us to our demise already!
Admiral Donutz: Well excuuuuuuuuse me for wanting to live a few more extra years, IZ.
Isiah Zombie: C'mon man, we're handcuffed to a fricken wall here...
Admiral Donutz: I ain't giving up yet. Shion - planet Earth has a lot more firepower than you might think. Do you really want to start a war with Earth?
Shion Alien: Yes, I do. Luckily for me, Zorat did research of planet Earth while we were at the apartments. We know everything there is to know about your little blue planet.
Monkeysarefunny: ...But Earth is bigger than Mars...
Shion Alien: Now if you'll allow excuse me, I have a meeting to attend to.
Isiah Zombie: Where are you going now?
Shion Alien: There's a ceremony being held for me. I will take the position of "Admiral" in my father's army. Don't worry, I'll be back in time to watch your slow, painful death.... *walks out*
Monkeysarefunny: Well that was subtle of him.
Zorat Robot: Quiet-Monkey-Boy. I-have-strict orders to maintain a watchful surveillance on the occurences in this room.
Monkeysarefunny: Dammit....... Am I ever going to light this ****ing robot up?
Zorat Robot: The-destruction-of-my robot body is futile. We-are-in the Robot Factory, where the production of Zorat robots is continuous.
Admiral Donutz: Oh okay, so we're in the factory where they make all the Zorat robots...... that sucks.
*ceiling-blast BURST!*
The Buyboi Ship laser shoots off the roof of the Robot Factory.... and Zimmian Zisk jumps out.... while SaS maintains the Buyboi Ship in the air....
Zimmian Zisk: *lands on floor* ....Just in time! *points gun at Zorat*
Zorat Robot: Intruder-alert! Intruder-alert!
Isiah Zombie: Whoa! Zim! You're back?!
Zimmian Zisk: I'm here to save you. There's only one thing left to do...... and that's to KILL THE ZORAT ROBOT!
Admiral Donutz: .......Or you can just communicate with it rationally.
Zimmian Zisk: Hmm... yeah, that too.
Monkeysarefunny: NOOO! Kill that ****ing robot!
Zimmian Zisk: Alright! Prepare to be turned into machine scraps, you evil marsian-automaton captor! *pulls trigger*
Zorat Robot: Can't comprehend. MISCOMPUTE! MISCOMPUTE! *gets hit*
*KA-BAAAM!*
Monkeysarefunny: Heh heh, yeah! I ****ing hate that robot!
Zimmian Zisk: All in a day's work of being a space pirate.
Isiah Zombie: So..... how did you know we were here?
Zimmian Zisk: I read about your deaths in the local newspaper.
Isiah Zombie: Our..... our DEATHS?!?
Zimmian Zisk: Yeah, I was sitting on the can and things got a little dirty, so I reached for a newspaper to clean up and I saw a report..... about your deaths.
Monkeysarefunny: *looks at own arms* ....But..... we're still, like, ya know, alive and stuff.
Zimmian Zisk: Well that's because your deaths haven't occurred yet. I went back in time to save you guys.
Admiral Donutz: Wait-wait-wait. Let me get this straight: we died in this factory a long time ago, then you read about it in a local newspaper much later, and then you flew back in time to stop it from ever happening?
Zimmian Zisk: That's about it in a nutshell..... a very delicious nutshell.
Admiral Donutz: Oh boy... I wish I could un-think that.
Zimmian Zisk: This is the second time that I save you guys from certain death. It's now time that YOU REPAY ME IN BOOTY TREASURE!
Zadaz: *cough* .....Excuse me? Did you happen to read about our deaths in the J2 Global Communications newspaper?
Zimmian Zisk: Eh-eh.... Who are you.........?
Zadaz: I'm Zadaz, a reporter for the J2 Global Newspaper.
Zimmian Zisk: Umm, is that so......
?Zadaz: Ewww, don't get any ideas.
Zimmian Zisk: Say, howsabout you and me jump into my spaceship and have a fun time playing "black hole exploration?" Hmm...
?Admiral Donutz: Oh boy... I wish I could un-see that.
SaS: (from the Buyboi Ship) C'mon Zim! Force these guys to deliver us the BOOTY TREASURE! Then we'll be EVEN!
Isiah Zombie: Hey SaS, do you only fly the ship because you're BLACK?
SaS: -Hey Zombie, do you only get laid because you're DEAD?
Monkeysarefunny: A burn from a black guy! Interracial KA-POW!
Isiah Zombie: Why must you insult me...?
Admiral Donutz: We could tell you the truth, but it'd feel like a donkey kick.
Monkeysarefunny: A burn from a Finnish guy! International KA-POW!
Isiah Zombie: Well... I didn't have grave-sex in the technical sense....
Zimmian Zisk: You didn't have any sex in ANY sense. EVER.
Monkeysarefunny: And a burn from a space-guy! Intergalactic KA-POW!
Isiah Zombie: Wow.... *sniff* ....I just got owned.... pretty severely.
Zimmian Zisk: Actually, I have a better idea... instead of making you guys find booty treasure for us, if you would ever so graciously sacrifice the lovely Zadaz to me, we can call it even.
Monkeysarefunny: Hell yeah! Let's do it!
Admiral Donutz: That seems fair.
Isiah Zombie: Indeed, I don't see anything wrong with that.
Zadaz: What?? You guys are willing to trade a living human-being just to be even with this.... WITH THIS SPACE PIRATE??
Monkeysarefunny: ..........Kinda, yeah.
After Zimmian Zisk uncuffs the four prisoners from the wall, he forces Zadaz onto his Buyboi Ship and flies away.... leaving the trio behind....
Isiah Zombie: Does anybody else notice anything that's wrong?
Monkeysarefunny: You mean the fact that Zim flew far away from here, leaving us in the Robot Factory where the production of deadly robots is its top priority?
Admiral Donutz: Fffffffff***!
Isiah Zombie: No.... I was referring to the fact that I'm missing my shoes. But yeah, that too.
Admiral Donutz: Damn! Zim didn't waste anytime flying away from us
! I want to get out of here alive!Monkeysarefunny: While Zim is not as fast, he is just as quick.
Admiral Donutz: So what do we do now?
Isiah Zombie: Hmm, let me think of something... *tick-tock music plays*
2 minutes later...
Admiral Donutz: ......THAT'S OUR PLAN?!?
Isiah Zombie: I've told you everything you need to know. Now fly, my little fledgling... FLY!
Monkeysarefunny: Even though IZ's plan is really stupid, it just might be stupid enough to work.
Isiah Zombie: Wasn't it stupidity that got us into this mess to begin with?
Another Zorat Robot slowly patrols by....
Isiah Zombie: Okay, here's another Zorat machine! Remember our plan? *the trio hides*
Zorat Robot #323: (walking calmly by, robot-voice) Patrolling-robot-factory grounds. Everything-seems-to be in order. Reporting-back-to headquarters...... *sees footprints* ......Suspicion-meteer-rising. ALERT!
Admiral Donutz: YEAH! *holds up blow torch*
Monkeysarefunny: *takes blow torch away and throws it away* PUT THAT **** AWAY.
Isiah Zombie: Remember! We need to capture it - not destroy it!
Zorat Robot #323: Uh-oh. Falling-for-a trap yet again.... *gets clobbered*
Isiah Zombie, Monkeysarefunny, and Admiral Donutz re-program the Zorat Robot...
Zorat Robot #323: (re-boots) .....Awaiting orders, master Zombie.
Isiah Zombie: Cool, so now he obeys all our orders.
Admiral Donutz: AWESOME! Hey Zorat, say that robots suck and that Shion is just an alien with giant chesticles!
Zorat Robot #323: Yes-master-Donutz. Robots-suck-and Shion contains a chesticle.
Monkeysarefunny: Hahahahah! KA-POW! Now say that I'm awesome and that you MUST obey me!
Zorat Robot #323: Yes, obey-me.
Monkeysarefunny: ......
Admiral Donutz: Alright.... so I guess the plan did work.... so now what?
Isiah Zombie: The second part of my plan was to initiate a robot war from within.
Admiral Donutz: Okay! Let's move!
Isiah Zombie, Monkey, Donutz, and Zorat Robot #323 sneak into the center of the robot factory...
Monkeysarefunny: Crap! There's another Zorat robot up ahead!
Admiral Donutz: Don't worry, Zorat is far away. He can't catch up to us.
Isiah Zombie: Actually, I"ve once seen a robot that can ride a bike and not fall. By the Japanese, of course.
Admiral Donutz: Oh ****. Let's move.
Zorat Robot #323: -Pardon-Master-Zombie, my battery life is failing me. When-low-battery life is detected, I will be executed rather than charged.
Monkeysarefunny: HAHA! I'm a man-made machine that doesn't ever break down!
Isiah Zombie: Well Zorat, just make sure you live long enough to initiate the robot war from within...
Meanwhile, President Zuleculab is on a podium ready to rank Shion as "Admiral" in his army...
Zuleculab: (on microphone to crowd) And now.... the time has come.... to finally rank my son as "Admiral Shion" of my army!
Shion Alien: *walks onto stage* Thank you, my father... I will not let you down.
Zuleculab: Here.... please accept your badge.... *gives badge*
Admiral Shion: Good! Now I order everyone to STAY QUIET! I do not want anyone to tell me what to do
! Those who disobey my orders will be enslaved and sentenced for PARTICICUTION! ............ *everyone is silent*Back inside the robot factory... at the main control panel...
Isiah Zombie: There's two buttons here, one is green, the other is blue. Which one do we activate to make all the Zorat robots destroy each other?
Monkeysarefunny: Sorry to burst your bubble, BUT THIS IS WHERE WE DIE!
Admiral Donutz: You're giving up NOW? Are you serious? Who raised you?
Monkeysarefunny: ....Yo mama.
Zorat Robot #323: -Master-Zombie, there is only one way to initiate a robot war from within. To-accomplish-that, you must-- *runs out of power*
Monkeysarefunny: **** shockers!
Isiah Zombie: O-Okay.... don't worry, Monkey.... just keep your sanity and we'll get through this....
Monkeysarefunny: Sanity? I'm sorry, I don't recall ever having anything like that.
Admiral Donutz: IZ! Hurry up and press the BLUE button! I can hear more Zorat robots approaching!
Isiah Zombie: .....Mother of ass!
Monkeysarefunny: No! Press the GREEN button instead! If you don't - we'll get VAPORIZED! .......I think!
Isiah Zombie: .....Son of a mother!
Admiral Donutz: Hurry! Either the Zorat robots will kill us, or we can start the robot wars and make them kill each other!
Isiah Zombie: .....Son of an ass! .... *presses blue buttin*
Control Panel Speaker: BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BOOP! You just initiated the Robot Wars! Would you like to print out your reciept?
Monkeysarefunny: Sweet...... I knew Donutz was right all along.
Isiah Zombie:
.....I am sooooo gonna clock you.The Zorat Robots in the factory are no longer under "Admiral Shion's" order, and they start to destroy each other in the Robot Factory with laser guns. Meanwhile, the trio escape safely and head back towards the main city in Sector 69...
