Post by Isiah Zombie on Dec 6, 2008 12:52:15 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
The AIM Show
Episode: 61
Original Post Date: December 6, 2008
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Isiah Zombie, Monkeysarefunny, Admiral Donutz, and w00tdude are at IZ's House watching TV one morning...
Isiah Zombie: There's nothing to watch on TV again.
Admiral Donutz: I know. When will things change?
w00tdude: -If I could make my own TV show, then there would always be something interesting to watch!
Monkeysarefunny: No, that'll never happen. Just keep dreaming about it, Mutton Butt.
w00tdude: Keep dreaming, you say? *thinks*
Monkeysarefunny: Yep, that's what I said.
w00tdude: ...Monkey, would you be mad is I added you to a hypothetical show that only plays in my mind?
Monkeysarefunny: ...Kinda, yeah.
w00tdude: Hmm... but what IF...?
*everything gets blurry*
In w00tdude's mansion, w00tdude, Pedro and Monkey are in the kitchen...
Pedro: *opens fridge* ...Where's all the essentials?
w00tdude: You mean like water? Tell Monkey.
Monkeysarefunny: ...
w00tdude: Monkey, where's all the essentials?
Monkeysarefunny: What is this place...
w00tdude: Psst, this is a TV show playing in my mind. Play along, will ya?
Monkeysarefunny: No, get me out of here...
Pedro: Meh, who needs water anyway? *turns on TV*
Monkeysarefunny: *turns off TV* I left you a gift in your closet *walks out*
Pedro: Psh... your cousin sucks.
w00tdude: Shutty.
Pedro: You shutty. Let's do something exciting.
w00tdude: Like what...?
*Hobokid bursts in*
Hobokid: HEY GUYS! Guess what I won?!
Pedro: I don't know, a free ticket to shutty-town?
Hobokid: No! I won tickets for us to go to Hawaii!
w00tdude: Yay!
Pedro: Great, now I can sleep.
Hobokid: We leave tomorrow morning, so pack your bags tonight! I'M SO EXCITED! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!
The following morning, w00tdude, Pedro and Hobokid board the airplane...
w00tdude: I call the window seat!
Hobokid: I call the aisle seat!
Pedro: ...You guys just can't call out seats. Look at the tickets.
Hobokid: *looks at tickets* .....AWWW
! We won't be sitting next to each other!w00tdude: Awww indeed!
Pedro: Will you two stop being hags? Just sit wherever you have to and shutt-it-uppy.
w00tdude sits at the front row of the plane...
w00tdude: I'm all alone
!Cute Girl: *sits next to w00tdude* ...Hi.
w00tdude: *gulp* Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
Cute Girl: What?
w00tdude: Wanna join the Club w00t?? Techno party?? Dinner party? We need to save the room! Right? It's a nice place... wanna come over?
Cute Girl: What are you talking about? I don't know you.
w00tdude: Now I feel teh suckish
...Oh sorry, don't mind me. I have a monster hangover, I have a monster hangover...Cute Girl: Actually, you know what? Sure, I'll join your club.
w00tdude: Really? REALLY?? Heck yeah! EUREKA!
Cute Girl: Here, take this *gives w00tdude a note*
w00tdude: Yes
! Paper!Cute Girl: It has my name and number on it. Follow the directions on it and we'll meet up later today. But don't tell anyone -- it's a secret!
w00tdude: Whoo-yeah!
Meanwhile, Pedro sits in the middle row of the plane...
Pedro: Hey attendant lady! Gimme some peanuts!
Attendant Lady: SCREW YOU!
Pedro: What was that? YOU DON'T SCARE ME! You wanna fight
?! Attendant Lady: Shut your mouth you little kid! I am morally comfortable to picking up another child during a fight and using them as a weapon to throw at you. You got that??
Pedro: Holy crap
!Attendant Lady: Good! Now is there anything else you want to say to me?
Pedro: Umm...
...does this airplane have wi-fi for my DS?Attendant Lady: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS KARATE STYLE!!
Pedro: So no wi-fi? More like wi-fu, am I right?
Attendant Lady:
Pedro: *sings* Everybody was wi-fu fighting...
Meanwhile, Hobokid sits at the back row of the plane...
Hobokid: *looks at large girl* Hey there. Why are you going to Hawaii?
Large Girl: My boyfriend left me! And do you know what he gave me for Valentine's Day? I can't even begin to tell you! He gave me a PAGE of a book instead of the ENTIRE book! That's not even the worst of it, one time he-
*2 hours later*
Large Girl: -So my boyfriend said that every time he wants to get something from McDonald's, he just waits outside for a really fat lady to go in and then he asks himself, "Do I really wanna end up like that?"
Hobokid: *snores*
Large Girl: He said it stops him from going in every time! Then I said, "You spend considerable amount of time standing outside of McDonald's looking for fat women?" Then he said, "Yes, that's how I met YOU!" UGH! Can you believe him?
Hobokid: *wakes up* ...So why are you going to Hawaii?
Large Girl: Oh, because I won free tickets.
Hobokid: That's all you had to ****ing tell me you ****ing fat-fatty...
Later that day, after the airplane lands in Hawaii, the trio walk out the airport...
Hobokid: Yay! We're finally in Hawaii! No more annoying Large Girl!
Pedro: Sweet, I survived the Attendant Lady.
w00tdude: It was good for all of us! Even I-err, I mean I had a bad flight. A very bad flight.
*Hooded Lady appears*
Hooded Lady: *points finger at Pedro* YOU! COME WITH ME!
Pedro: Hell yeah!
Hobokid: Whoa hold on a sec. You're going to go with her? You can't even see her face.
Pedro: Sweet mother of pearl..... who gives a rotten pina colada? Anything from Hawaii HAS to be good! I'll be going with her, ciao! *walks away with Hooded Lady*
w00tdude: That was such a saucy reception.
Hobokid: So... what do we do now?
w00tdude: You should go eat fruit with a fork or something. I have somewhere to be! *flashes Cutegirl note and walks away*
Hobokid: (calling after w00tdude) Who eats fruit with a fork? WHO? That's like wearing sandals with socks!
One hour later, w00tdude is standing near a cave entrance...
w00tdude: *looks at note* ...Come on Cute Girl, show up already...
Cute Girl: *walks out from cave* ...There you are.
w00tdude: *gulp* Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
Cute Girl: Follow me... *walks into cave*
w00tdude:
... *walks into cave* ... 
... *notices the darkness* ... ... *is scared* ... Cute Girl: Okay -- you wait right here.
w00tdude: What?? You're gonna leave me here??
Cute Girl: I'll only be gone for a few seconds... *walks away*
w00tdude: Nooo! Me so scared
!*spooky sounds*
w00tdude: Ehhh-AHHHH! I'm too young to die! I'm only a seventh grade hippie!
New Punk: *appears* AHA! You fell right into my trap!
w00tdude: W-Who are you??
New Punk: I'm the last person you'll ever see!
w00tdude: Noooo!
New Punk: Suck it, Bird Brain!
w00tdude: Teh awwws!
10 minutes later…
w00tdude: *tied up to table* ...Please New Punk! Let me go! Mehnsiho MINOnGAyysin!
New Punk: What did you just say?
w00tdude: Wanna sign-up for my free w00tainian language class?
New Punk: No! Stay quiet!
Cute Girl: *appears* ...Okay New Punk, I brought you someone. Now you have to give me my part of the deal!
w00tdude: Cute Girl! You betraaaayed me! You betraaaa-
*smack!*
w00tdude: -owww!
New Punk: SHUT-IT-OFFY!
Cute Girl: I'm sorry, kid. New Punk told me that he would give me back Pig Face if I brought someone with me into this cave.
w00tdude: Oh... I was being used all along...
New Punk: And now, the sacrifice will begin!
w00tdude: SACRAFICE
?!?New Punk: Yes! The Volcano God needs Blood!
*Hobokid and Pedro run in*
Hobokid: There you are! We've found you!
Pedro: What the hell is going on here?
New Punk: Even better! Two more offerings to the Volcano God! Now I just need to know your names to officially summon the fiery God!
w00tdude: Never! Our names are a mystery!
*Hooded Lady appears in a puff of smoke*
Hooded Lady: Their names are Sean, Nate, and Tyler. Try and guess which one which. Oh... did I ruin the surprise?
w00tdude: Who the? How the-?
Hooded Lady: *takes off hood* ...It's me!
w00tdude: ...Monkey?!?
Monkeysarefunny: Heh... yeah... I thought I'd mess around this show for awhile before I left... *looks at Cute Girl* ...Oh and Kendall.
w00tdude: You decided to stay? So do you like this show? You think it's good?
Monkeysarefunny: It's not just good -- it's good enough. Now could somebody please untie Mutton Butt from the sacrifice table? I eat there.
New Punk: Nooo!
30 minutes later, Monkey, w00tdude, Pedro and Hobokid are outside the cave...
w00tdude: This turned out to be a pretty good vacation.
Hobokid: Yeah! it was great!
Monkeysarefunny: Meh... it was alright.
Pedro: So w00tdude, what would have happened if you managed to fight New Punk one on one?
w00tdude: He would probably grab me, and after letting go, not to be dramatic, but I would probably run and hide...
Pedro: Wuss.
w00tdude: Hey
! He's part of the Italian Wrestling Mafia Kid Gang! He's big! And play's Viola!Hobokid: Okay, but what have happened if New Punk managed to take Cute Girl away from you forever?
w00tdude: I would probably bake her biscuits, or draw a portrait of her to get her back.
Hobokid: Anything else?
w00tdude: Well, I could've expressed my feelings to her with music, or just hide in a pit.
Monkeysarefunny: We should probably get going. This has pretty much been an annoyingly filled weekend for me. Now you three, leave, now.
w00tdude: But this is my mind.
Monkeysarefunny: SHUT-IT-UPPY!
w00tdude: Aww crap... I got owned... IN MEH MIND!
*everything gets blurry*
Back at IZ's House, Isiah Zombie, Admiral Donutz, monkeysarefunny and w00tdude are watching TV...
w00tdude: Phew, me backo. So yeah, if I could create my own TV show, there would always be something interesting to watch!
Monkeysarefunny:
What was that, you little punk? *smack!* Say that again! *smack!*w00tdude: Oww-ow-ow-oww! *runs out of room*
Monkeysarefunny: GET BACK HERE! *chases w00tdude out of room*
Isiah Zombie: ........There's nothing to watch on TV again.
Admiral Donutz: I know. When will things change?
