Post by Isiah Zombie on Jan 3, 2009 22:09:50 GMT -8
The Zombie Guy Show
The Phantom's Hideout
Episode: 65
Original Post Date: January 3, 2009
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Isiah Zombie, Monkeysarefunny, and Admiral Donutz are at IZ's House one day...
Isiah Zombie: Good morning, guys.
Admiral Donutz: Yep, same to you.
Monkeysarefunny: Guys, I skipped breakfast today... I'm hungry...
Isiah Zombie: Hi hungry, I'm cliff. Drop over sometime!
Monkeysarefunny: What? I said I'm hungry.
Isiah Zombie: Nice to meet you hungry. I'm Isiah.
Monkeysarefunny: What the hell?? I said I'm ****ing HUNGRY! FEED ME!
Isiah Zombie: Here! Have a knuckle sandwich! *punches Monkey's face*
Monkeysarefunny: ...Oww! ...Nice way to deliver the knockout line, IZ.
Leo the Vampire bursts in...
Leo the Vampire: Hey Isiah Zombie! You've got to come with me quick!
Isiah Zombie: What's the matter Leo? You low on blood?
Leo the Vampire: No! I've finally found out where the Phantom is! You remember, right? He's the one who killed my grandfather! You have to help me get my revenge!
Isiah Zombie: Is now the time?
Leo the Vampire: Yes! NOW is the time!
Monkeysarefunny: Hey, whoa-whoa now, wait a minute. What about me? You can't just leave me alone with... him.
Isiah Zombie: Who?
Monkeysarefunny: You know... *nods to Donutz* ...him.
Isiah Zombie: Who now?
Monkeysarefunny: Aww c'mon! *tilts head towards Donutz and bulges eyes* ...HIM!
Isiah Zombie: Well this is a personal matter that only me and Leo can attend to. Let's go get that Phantom now, Leo!
Leo the Vampire: Alright! I'm on it! *runs out*
Monkeysarefunny: Wait up, IZ, come here... *leans in to IZ* ...Didn't you see me tilt my head and bulge my eyes out?
Isiah Zombie: Of course I did. I just assumed you were having some sort of seizure -- so I ignored you. See ya later, dudes
! *walks out*Admiral Donutz: What's the matter, MAF? How come you didn't want to spend the day with me?
Monkeysarefunny: What?? Where'd you come up with such a proposterous idea like that?? ....Me? Not want to spend the day with.... you? That's just absurd! I will NOT have that -- I will NOT
!Admiral Donutz: Whatever. I'm going out with Helen today-
Monkeysarefunny: -Oh you're not going to spend the whole day talking to me about her again, are you?
Admiral Donutz: Umm...
Monkeysarefunny: ...Wait, did you say you were going out with her? As in, you won't be able to talk to me for the rest of the day?
Admiral Donutz: Yep. Wanna go to MDiddy's house in the meantime so you don't get bored?
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah sure
Later that day, Isiah Zombie and Leo the Vampire are walking up a dark and chilly trail...
Isiah Zombie: Where exactly does this trail lead to? And why is it dark at this time of day?
Leo the Vampire: It's always nighttime around here, at least, ever since that Phantom showed up. This is his hideout. We go up the trail and there's a castle at the top.
Isiah Zombie: What's inside the castle?
Leo the Vampire: Inside... well, I don't know what's inside, but I followed the Phantom all the way over here. It's time to set things straight!
Isiah Zombie: Shouldn't we go in with some firepower? You know, with like a slingshot or something?
Leo the Vampire: What's the matter? You never heard of fighting man-to-man? Or in this case, ghost-to-vampire slash undead fighting?
Isiah Zombie: No, it's just that one time I was dating this girl, and when I went to her front door to pick her up, her dad came out with a shotgun.
Leo the Vampire: Well you could've came back with a counter-gun, like an AK-47.
Isiah Zombie: Exactly! Ever since then, I've been going around and wondering if every girl I like has a father with a shotgun.
Leo the Vampire: Here's what I would've done: After her father opened the door and asked who I was, I would've pointed my AK-47 at him and said, "Don't worry who I am. Is Ivanna home?"
Isiah Zombie: Uhh... her name wasn't Ivanna...
Leo the Vampire: Or you could've just had a friend stay in your car watching you with a sniper ready.
Isiah Zombie: Or I can become a man and just deal with it...
Leo the Vampire: No, that'll never happen. Just have a friend with a sniper ready. Works every time.
Isiah Zombie: Okay.... so now do you see the importance of having some firepower ready just in case?
Leo the Vampire: There's the castle up ahead! Let's go get us some revenge!
Isiah Zombie: ...
Meanwhile, inside Mdiddy's House...
Monkeysarefunny: So you see, BBQDiddy, that's why I don't like Donutz anymore. He has a girlfriend and he brags on and on about it... well, it's not really "bragging" as it is "talking" ...but it still hurts!
Mdiddy: *snoring* ....ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz....
Monkeysarefunny: Dammit, man! Are you even listening to me?
Mdiddy: *wakes up* ...Huh? Oh yeah, I was listening. I heard every word of it. Good stuff.
Monkeysarefunny: You really heard me? Then what did I say?
Mdiddy: Something about leaving my house because you were annoying or something.
Monkeysarefunny:
Mdiddy: Switching over to a more interesting topic, remember the last time we went to Zane's House?
Monkeysarefunny: Not really, no.
Mdiddy: Remember? His grandma opened the door and installed a doorbell so we would stop knocking?
Monkeysarefunny: Oh yeeeeaaah-no.
Mdiddy: Well anyways, I was talking to her afterwards and she said she wanted to see you again.
Monkeysarefunny: See me...? Again?
Mdiddy: Yeah! So let's go over to her house and see what she wants!
Monkeysarefunny: But I don't wanna-
Mdiddy: -We're going now! And you can't stop us! *SMACK!*
Meanwhile, at the Phantom's Castle...
Isiah Zombie: Alright, we're here. What's our plan?
Leo the Vampire: I'll go in the front door, and you can sneak in from the back.
Isiah Zombie: Isn't that kind of... sneaky?
Leo the Vampire: "Sneaky" is my middle name.
Isiah Zombie: Really? So your full name is "Leo the Sneaky Vampire"? Wow... *blinks*
Leo the Vampire: Okay, let's go in on the count of three. ONE... TWO... THREE-
Vlad Nyx: *appears in a puff of smoke* ...Muahahaha!
Leo the Vampire: Who in the name of Bloody Mary's are you?
Vlad Nyx: Allow me to RE-introduce myself. My name is Vlad Nyx. I got word from Master Dominion of your arrival. It seems as if you two will spending a night in our castle prison cell!
Isiah Zombie: Nooooo!
Vlad Nyx: Off you two go! *poof!*
Meanwhile, at Zane's House...
Monkeysarefunny: So what's the deal? What am I supposed to say?
Mdiddy: Just say that you wanted to see what she wanted. Who knows, maybe Zane's grandmother cooked you some freshly baked brownies.
Monkeysarefunny: Yeah, "brownies," that's probably what it is... *presses button*
Ding-Dong..........
Zane: *slowly opens door* ....Y-Yes? Who are you? You're not here to take me away, are you?? You can't! I won't let you! I won't let it HAPPEN!
Monkeysarefunny: IT'S AWWWWRIGHT! CHILL OUT DUDE! Is your grandma home?
Zane: You mean mah Grandmama?
Monkeysarefunny: I... guess?
Grandmama: *bursts in from kitchen* ...ZAAAAANE! What are you doing outside of the basement! I thought I- *looks at Monkey* -Why hello there
! Come inside! Sit! Please, take a load off! I've been waiting for you !Monkey and Mdiddy enter and sit on the couch... while Zane runs back downstairs...
Monkeysarefunny: So, uhh... you wanted to see me?
Grandmama: Yes, I wanted to show you something... *lifts shirt*
Monkeysarefunny: Ughhhh! What are you doing??
Mdiddy: Holy crap! What has been seen cannot be unseen! *runs out*
Monkeysarefunny: Think of sexy thoughts, think of sexy thoughts, think of sexy thoughts...
Grandmama: *grabs Monkey's arm* ...Look here, I grew a mustache just for you! You like?
Monkeysarefunny: That's not a mustache! That's a... that's a chickstache!
Grandmama: Don't you think I'm beautiful? *pouts lips*
Monkeysarefunny: Yes, you are......... IN THE EYES OF GOD! Now let me go!
Grandmama: I grew a beard too! All for you! Tell me that I'm sexy! NOW
!Monkeysarefunny: OH HAAAIL NO! Shut up, weird beard!
Grandmama: What was that??
Monkeysarefunny: I said shut up, trash stache!
Grandmama: If you speak to me that way one more time, I'll lock you up in the basement with Zane -- do you want that to happen??
Monkeysarefunny: Oh it's on now!
Grandmama: What is?
Monkeysarefunny: YOUR BEARD! ON FIRE! *lights match*
Grandmama: Noooooo! *releases Monkey's arm* AHHHHH!
Monkey runs outside and meets with Mdiddy...
Monkeysarefunny: Oh man! Why the hell did you just leave me in there?? That was some sick ****!
Mdiddy: ...Everything's going to be okay, little guy... *hands Monkey a barf bag and pats him on back* ...Everything's going to be okay...
Meanwhile, back at the Phantom's Castle, inside a jail cell...
Isiah Zombie: Dammit! How the hell are we supposed to get out of this jail cell?
Leo the Vampire: I'm not sure; it looks tough. We should've brought something extra with us. Something like-
Isiah Zombie: -FIREPOWER??
Leo the Vampire: Yes, a slingshot would've been nice.
Vlad Nyx: *appears in a puff of smoke* ...You two aren't going anywhere! I'm about to torture you two for trespassing into castle quarters and attempting to fight with Master Dominion!
Isiah Zombie: We can work something out, right?
Dominion Phantom: *appears* The plan is nearing completion. We have captured our prey. Torture one at a time. These are the final prisoners that shall stay.
Vlad Nyx: Yes master! Get ready to-
Isiah Zombie: -WAIIT! Don't we get any final words?
Leo the Vampire: Yes, we should say something before we get sliced apart, blown to bits, or crushed into the ground...
Vlad Nyx: ...Alright, make it quick.
Isiah Zombie: Well I just want to say one thing. That one thing is... the last thing I will say. I will say it now. Here goes. Get ready. Alrighty. Here it comes. I am in NO WAY stalling. Are you ready for it? Well I just want to say one thing-
Vlad Nyx: -Get on with it!
Isiah Zombie: Hey! Phantom freaks! There's something behind you!
*both Phantoms turn and look*
Isiah Zombie: *pulls out slingshot* EAT THIS! *flicks pebble at jail cell lock* ... *POW!*
Leo the Vampire: Oh my Bloody Bat! You've unlocked the door! ...RUUUN!
Isiah Zombie and Leo the Vampire run out of the jail cell and leave the castle...
Vlad Nyx: No! Get back here!
Dominion Phantom: They have not won. They have only increased thier pain. Retreive them now. Bring them back as they came.
Vlad Nyx: As you wish, Master Dominion... *vanishes*
As IZ and Leo run down the dark trail...
Isiah Zombie: Hoo-boy! What a RUSH! I know I'm undead, but I feel alive, I tell you! ALIVE!
Leo the Vampire: ...You brought a slingshot with you?
Isiah Zombie: I actually made one with twigs and leaves from this trail.
Leo the Vampire: Really? How come I didn't see you make it?
Isiah Zombie: You were too busy sucking the blood out of that deer, remember?
Leo the Vampire: Oh, oh yeah...
Isiah Zombie and Leo both head back to IZ's House unharmed... as Vlad Nyx follows them...
