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Post by Isiah Zombie on Jul 21, 2005 10:53:35 GMT -8
Present the case.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 10:57:44 GMT -8
I shall be representing the defendant. May I present the Plaintiff's evidence in his leave?
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Post by Isiah Zombie on Jul 21, 2005 10:59:53 GMT -8
Whatever you want.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 11:03:09 GMT -8
"for 1) kicking me in the nuts 2) making 2 fat guys rape me 3) calling me a b......i......t......c......h 4) insulting my family by saying YO'MAMA 5) snaping all my fingers making me type with a stick and 6)trying to delete this topic.
Jul 19, 2005, 10:21pm, mdiddy wrote:YO' MAMA
That was 4
Jul 19, 2005, 9:10pm, mdiddy wrote:d**n straight.... *****....
that is num. 3
Jul 19, 2005, 10:20pm, mdiddy wrote:*kicks your tiny little nuts* *snaps his fingers* *2 fat guys carry you off somewhere.... then rape you*
that is num. 1, 2,and 5"
This is all the evidence the plaintiff has presented.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 11:05:12 GMT -8
Client, I kindly ask for you to wait until I can present the opening statement.
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Post by Mdiddy on Jul 21, 2005 11:05:38 GMT -8
*grumbles*
Mmkay...
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 11:06:38 GMT -8
Isiahzombie, may I begin my opening statement?
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Post by Isiah Zombie on Jul 21, 2005 11:06:46 GMT -8
Proceed.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 11:16:37 GMT -8
SHUT THE HELL UP AUNT ****A!!!!!!! He has said that quote many times, so clearly he is indiscriminate about insulting members of family and flaming other people, nullifying three and four. Obviously, if Mdiddy snapped one of his fingers, he would be in jail, and they'd never see each other again. ALL of his fingers, he'd be in trauma, but would utilize a better means of typing than with a stick. Five is obviously fabrication. Two fat guys could never rape someone, because if it was a threat he'd be aware, and fat people run very slowly. Therefore, if they had intercourse, it would be under rex's consent. Number two is fabrication. Obviously, kicking in the nuts would not be possible over the computer. Even if Mdiddy was right next to him, they would be unattainable. Number one is ludicrous. Closing a topic? Mdiddy didn't have the ability and they both knew that. If I tried to close this topic, I couldn't get pinned for anything, because it would NEVER WORK. Number six wouldn't happen because your honor has not allowed Mdiddy to delete topics in the User Sueing area. This concludes my opening statement.
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Post by Isiah Zombie on Jul 21, 2005 11:19:11 GMT -8
I guess we'll just have to wait for Link's openeing statement.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 11:20:54 GMT -8
I move that this topic be closed should he not post in 36 hours.
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Post by Isiah Zombie on Jul 21, 2005 11:23:40 GMT -8
I acknowledge your apprehension.
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Post by rex4842 on Jul 21, 2005 11:56:27 GMT -8
OPENING STATEMENT: Im up.....thanks Roll for presenting the case. ok im ready........
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Post by rex4842 on Jul 21, 2005 11:58:44 GMT -8
I close this case! Me and Mdiddy are rivals for now on......Yesterday me and him had a flame war so......Im done with this BS im eating breakfast and besides.....I want to enjoy it.
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Post by Roll on Jul 21, 2005 12:00:42 GMT -8
I move that the plaintiff be charged for abusing his power.
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